Tuesday, June 10, 2008

When life gives you lemons...or dead squirrels...

So, we arrive home last night to find a dried, flattened squirrel carcass lying on top of Jeff's car. Two immediate thoughts came to mind:

  1. Clearly, the squirrel clearly didn't jump onto Jeff's car, kill itself, and dry quickly to the consistency of beef jerky.
  2. Who the hell picks up roadkill and puts it on someone's car? Ick!
No...we did not make lemonade...or squirrel jerky. However, we have started wishing a pox of dead squirrels on stupid people who cut us off in traffic :)

3 comments:

Matthias said...

What no picture?!?

CAPT_Sawyer said...

Same punishment for the people who let their dog shit in your flowers - two bullets to the head.

Sherie Jane said...

Did Jeff and Chris take their arguments to a new level???