So, we arrive home last night to find a dried, flattened squirrel carcass lying on top of Jeff's car. Two immediate thoughts came to mind:
- Clearly, the squirrel clearly didn't jump onto Jeff's car, kill itself, and dry quickly to the consistency of beef jerky.
- Who the hell picks up roadkill and puts it on someone's car? Ick!
No...we did not make lemonade...or squirrel jerky. However, we have started wishing a pox of dead squirrels on stupid people who cut us off in traffic :)
3 comments:
What no picture?!?
Same punishment for the people who let their dog shit in your flowers - two bullets to the head.
Did Jeff and Chris take their arguments to a new level???
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