Its time to stand united and eliminate a ridiculous phrase from the common vernacular..."doorbuster"...as in "arrive at the crack-of-dawn for amazing doorbuster specials".
It appears that the Kohls department stores win the post-Thanksgiving early-bird prize...they are opening at 4am Friday. 4am!!!! Honestly, what cheap, Chinese-made 'doorbuster' is worth getting up at that hour?
Charge me twice as much...I'm still sleeping...and digesting pumpkin pie. :)