Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Bingo...

Finally. The Russian hook. Scary!!

Good day my dear. I am ok. Today there will be a solar eclipse. People speak that at each solar eclipse there is any grandiose event. I hope this grandiose event there will be the prompt our meeting. What do you think? There can be any rich person many money presents me and I can arrive to you and live with you :) Yes. It is ridiculous. But I the optimist. I love a life. It is fine. I love you.

Oh my. Love?

8 comments:

JamesF said...

I'm speechless. There was no weather mentioned.

In other news, I would like for a "rich person many money presents me" too, but I'm not selling myself into marriage to do it. Not that anyone would buy mind you, since 1) I'm already married and 2) that makes me damaged goods, but still.

Curt Sawyer said...

Lots of people marry for rich person many money presents. I think you should e-mail her back and tell her you are broke but if she can send you US$5,000 then you can bring her over to the states. Then send her to Scranton.

;-)

Curt Sawyer said...

Have you sent anything back to her since your initial note?

BullBunky said...

There have been two "I'm sorry, you have the wrong person. Good luck." responses. That is it. No other information.

Buddy Tignor said...

I don't know John, you and Jeff are probably pretty busy people. Are you sure you couldn't use a personal assistant?...you know someone to change the litter box, water the plants, and weed the garden. Jeff could get the inside scoop on revisionist Russian History and you could pay her in rubles.

BullBunky said...

Damn. Matt is on to our secret plan to get some yardwork done!! On to plan B...the Russian!

Anonymous said...

OK, I'm renaming Nick and I's band, "rich person many money presents". It's got that indie-chic sound to it, non?

I like Buddy's suggestion. He's got it all worked out.

I say send her a response and tell her you're sick of the US and having lost your job after being arrested for protesting against the government, you are interested in coming to live with her in Russia. And because she loves you so, would she mind supporting you until you can find a job there. Oh and tell her your bringing your mother to live with you too.

I'd like to see her response to that one.

bobgirrl said...

Perhaps she should contact a Nigerian about all the money that's lying around over there just waiting to be claimed!