I'm happy to say that I only seem to watch crap TV when I'm on business travel. I've posted a couple of those crazy info commercials before, but this one today takes the cake.
Today's photo comes from a half-hour infomercial on Comedy Central (I think), which I stumbled on while I was ironing this morning. It was an infomercial featuring a televangelist pitching "Miracle Spring Water". Apparently, you can call and get this stuff, follow the instructions, and it will help you get money.
Seriously. The quote was "God knows where all the money is, and we can help you find it."
I couldn't make this up.